The Sassy Story

Fronted by Singer-Songwriter, Moriah Haven, Sassy Molasses originated as a Cincinnati-based alt-Country trio, with Thomas Curran and Michael Hamilton. The band hit the stage running, with original songs of heartbreak, whiskey, sex, and other Outlaw-esque debaucheries. 

Now, Sassy re-emerges as a character with a whole lot to say. Her mission is to explore a comedic approach in advocation of body positive self images and sex positive experiences for those who identify as female, and to teach about consent. Sassy believes, everyone is beautiful, just as they are, and there ain’t one human being on this planet that will survive trying to slut shame this little firecracker. 

So, she will hit the streets, share lifestyle advice, songs, local artists, and more: all while sporting a big ol’ country fried middle finger for misogyny; donnin’ her cutoffs and cowgirl boots. Yes, Sassy proudly shares her physical, mental, and comedic goods with the world, preachin’ the gospel of sexual consent all the way……..and, well, as she would say, if you don’t like it, “Well then, you fellers can jump up and bite a hog in the ass!” 

Watch Sassy’s webisodes here.

Photo © Nick Giese

Photo © Nick Giese

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